http://www.wm.edu/news/index.php?id=3650
Jon Stewart got an honorary doctorate for his work as a funny, funny man:
“I’m sure my fellow doctoral graduates, who have spent so long toiling in academia, sinking into debt, sacrificing God knows how many years of what, in truth, is a piece of parchment that in truth has been so devalued by our instant gratification culture as to have been rendered meaningless, will join in congratulating me. Thank you.”