http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/
Much like the journey-is-the-reward axiom, I find the questions in stupid internet tests are really the essence of the funny. This one is particulary fun.
Oh, and I turned out to be: “Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you’re Megatron!
Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you’re worth it.”