http://sfbayarea.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/66795671.html
Some excellent points – consider me sold on the idea. Geek guys, apply here! “14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps…”
*EDIT* One geeky stumbler in particular shows the (hilariously-worded) flip side of the geek guy coin: “We’re busy re-compiling something, leave us alone :D”