http://www.usillygoose.com/nonost.html
Tempting, but the only way this would make more fun is if one of my coworkers actually *did* staple it to their face.
When the time has come to stop beating around the bush, just ink the stamp using the pad supplied, and stamp your way straight to the point with these No Nonsense Stampers. Stamper handle is made of wood and makes a great addition to any desk.
Available in 5 catchy and stress relieving phrases:
# “This is F**ING URGENT”
# “Complete and Utter BULL___” (Complete text on stamp)
# “FILE UNDER ‘T’ FOR TRASH”
# “STAPLE THIS TO YOUR FACE”
# “CONFIDENTIAL read this and I will have to kill you”