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Man From Canada Acts Like He’s Not Cold
BOSTON – While visiting family in Boston, Geoff MacArdle of Ottawa refused to admit that he was cold Monday. “This is nothing – this is like May in Ottawa,” insisted MacArdle, wearing a light spring jacket despite 23-degree temperatures. “Where I’m from, we have picnics in this weather.”

Another for the “funny because it’s true” file. My bro-in-law and I had an outdoor lunch the other week at our favourite burger joint, and he (a Californian by birth) pointed out that we were fulfilling every US stereotype about Canadians by doing so.

Note: StumbleUpon had tagged this article as “Iraq Conflict,” but the only oil for which the American in question invaded was used to fry onion rings.

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