http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
Making fun of the Canadian military is like shooting fish in a barrel, but with more laughs. From the apparently late, lamented SatireWire:
CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN… WAIT…
CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons
Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) – Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax.
“You’re kidding, right? Canada has a warship?” asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. “Like for war?
“Does Canada know?” he added.