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Sexy hijacker strikes again

And, for once, the story that follows doesn’t disappoint:

The woman broke into a cabin on a peak-hour Frankston train on Tuesday night and broadcast X-rated praise of the driver to stunned commuters.

The husky-voiced intruder is believed to be the serial seductress behind a similar break-in and announcement on the Sandringham line last week.

The trespasser evaded capture by authorities on both occasions.

As her break-in broadcasts become more frequent, longer and more detailed, pressure is building for Connex to catch the profane prankster before more commuters are subject to her sexy speeches.

“There was a woman on the address system. It was very graphic about how she was going to have sex with a driver for about three minutes,” said Angela, a passenger on the Frankston-bound train.

What an excellent way to boost ridership – and possibly also train driver applications!

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