http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
I really shouldn’t find this stuff funny, but I do. One of these days, they’re going to take my degree away, I just know it:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.