2006 State of the Union Drinking Game | Mother Jones

http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2006/01/sotu_drinking_game.html

I have to say, I prefer the drinking game that Potter00 usually has on offer, but Mother Jones does their snarky best to compete:

1. Whenever George W uses the phrases: national security, tax relief, activist judges or affordable health care, drink two shots of beer.

2. Whenever George W mentions the tragic events of 911, last person to grab a toothpick, stand and salute must drink three shots of beer. If you stab yourself in forehead with the toothpick, drink two more shots.

4. If George W makes up a word like “strategerie” or “deteriorize” drink four shots of beer.

11. Whenever George W quotes the Bible, last person to fall to their knees and cry “Hallelujah!” drinks two shots of beer.

12. Whenever George W smirks during a standing ovation, take turns drinking shots of beer until the audience sits down. Do it double time if his shoulders shake with silent laughter.

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* Whoever can correctly identify in advance the person giving the Democratic Response doesn’t have to watch it.

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