Child/Parent Humor

Shamelessly stolen (as promised) from Bonbell; kids fill in the proverbial blanks.

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you–

* Better to be safe than…..Punch a 5th grader.
* Strike While the…..Bug is close.
* It’s always darkest before…..Daylight Savings time.
* Never underestimate the power of…..Termites.
* You can lead a horse to water but…
* Don’t bite the hand that…..looks dirty.
* No news is…..impossible.
* A miss is as good as a …..Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…..math.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…..stink in the morning.
* Love all, trust…
* The pen is mightier than the …..pigs.
* An idle mind is…..The best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s…..Pollution.
* Happy the bride who…..gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is…..not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…..the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what… put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… have to blow your nose.
* None are so blind as…..Helen Keller.
* Children should be seen and not…..spanked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed…..get new batteries.
* You get out of something what you…..see pictured on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind…..get out of the way.

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