http://www.kottke.org/06/08/pluto-mnemonic-device-contest-results
I’ve been wondering, since Pluto’s planetary blacklisting, what effect we’d see on grade-school mnemonics across the world. (What exactly does the very early man not use to munch his juicy steaks now?) This one doesn’t solve the problem, though it does manage to express every affected grade schooler’s digust and coat it with a larf:
My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.
Personally, I vote for making
Molesting Very Excitedly, Michael Jackson Sucks Underage Nipples
the textbook answer, though something tells me it won’t be as popular with the faculty…