http://nutmeg.stumbleupon.com/review/6593484/
Scraggy, wrinkled skin, drooping nipples and bald patches are the epitome of female desirability
Finally, my wish has been granted!
… to young male chimps.
Feh. Thanks for nothing, Nutmeg!
So should I now claim not only to have been born in the wrong decade, but to the wrong species?