http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080119/ap_on_re_us/tiger_attacks_27
The case of those idiots mauled by a zoo tiger just gets more and more unintentionally funny. (Darwin would be proud.) I especially loved today’s quote:
“Clearly there’s the lesson to be learned here,” said zoo spokesman Sam Singer. “The lesson is that it’s not a good idea to drink, it’s not a good idea to be high on dope, and it’s not a good idea to taunt a man-eating tiger.”