http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dame_judi_dench_begins_dating
This trend of misbehaving starlets has got to stop. Judi Dench is so just doing it for the publicity.
The affair caps off a tailspin of erratic behavior by Dench. While shooting Notes On A Scandal back in 2006, the hard-partying septegenarian was known to show up on set late and hungover, or sometimes not at all. In March 2007 she was pulled over for driving under the influence with fellow starlets Dame Maggie Smith and Angela Lansbury, and exposed her crotch to paparazzi while exiting her SUV.