http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081002/en_celeb_eo/32091;_ylt=AobfNNVX0MuLwMeRykTtj3JY24cA An unpixellated penile revelation on last week’s Survivor episode has caused much frothing at the mouth amongst American puritans. As usual, this is a tempest in a teacup and thoroughly un-newsworthy, though it did provide this fabulous quote: “The number of ‘fleeting’ penises we expect to see on broadcast television is zero.”
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080808/ap_en_ce/people_mr_blackwell Fashion critic Mr. Blackwell regains consciousness Sadly, this is an illness-related story, and has nothing to do with Britney, Lindsay, Paris and their ilk returning to the land of under-wearers.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080123/ap_en_ce/people_amy_winehouse_7 A video of Amy Winehouse shows the Grammy-nominated singer smoking … something. In grainy footage obtained by British tabloid The Sun, Winehouse, 24, is seen inhaling fumes from some sort of pipe reportedly hours before showing up for husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s court appearance in London on Friday… She sits down and, before lighting the […]
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080118/en_nm/un_messengers_clooney_dc_2 Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon named actor George Clooney, who has campaigned for refugees in Darfur, as a U.N. “messenger of peace” on Friday to promote the world body’s peacekeeping efforts. World body, indeed. FWAH! Clearly, the UN is trying to increase its quota of women staffers. I’m desperately hunting for an application form myself.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070817/ap_en_ot/people_winehouse_6;_ylt=Ao.aDg__xuJjCu21D9OuIloE1vAI Amy Winehouse has pulled the plug on her August concerts after being hospitalized last week for “severe exhaustion.” I think it’s about time to start a celebrity junkie death pool. Who amongst Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, or Pete Doherty is gonna cop it first? It’s just a matter of time – minutes, even, at […]
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070719/ap_en_mo/film_sequel_crazy_3;_ylt=AqlMXPsKfDvCgPLK5rydSc0E1vAI “In such a crowded marketplace, being able to break through the clutter is half the battle,” he says. “Sequels, already branded, make it that much easier to break through that clutter with a title that is already familiar to consumers.” Anyone still wondering what’s wrong with Hollywood would do well to look at this […]
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070311/ap_en_mo/people_jolie;_ylt=AnAY5CHDwqzngE0GVVeA6qW2GL8C There’s been a lot of talk in recent years about the text-message generation. These are kids whose teachers have given them dispensation to write notes – and sometimes even essays – in TXT shorthand. I find this abhorrent, but I suppose I should brace myself for the surge of gobbledygook that will soon overwhelm […]
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070125/ap_en_ot/people_kidman_1 The Oscar-winning actress, who stars as a Washington psychiatrist who unearths the origin of an alien epidemic, was trying to escape zombielike characters on the hood of the Jaguar when the crash occurred, Olim said. God, I hate it when that happens. My neighbourhood’s infested with zombielike characters, so I can certainly sympathise.
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http://www.clooneynetwork.com/family-friends-pets.shtml I make allowances, in my loathing of celebrity gossip, for George Clooney – about whom I’ll read anything and everything. (I think I’d make a great stalker if I wasn’t so incredibly lazy.) It seems that death has done parted George from the love of his life; an 18-year old pig named Max. Any […]
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http://www.680news.com/news/entertainment/article.jsp?content=e112091A Kramer loses it, and not in the usual laugh-getting way. In fact, quite the opposite: Michael Richards said Monday he spewed racial epithets during a stand-up comedy routine because he lost his cool while being heckled and not because he’s a bigot. “For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and […]