http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
A refreshing dose of cynicism to clear away the bitter aftertaste of withered optimism. These “uncomfortable plot summaries” cheered me up. Thanks, man!
# CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
# KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
# SCHINDLER’S LIST: Wealthy industrialist expands not-for-profit ventures.
# SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
#THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
#TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
# W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
# WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.