Tag Archives: Humor

http://crass.on.ru/flash/pingpong.html Very, very smart, and a hell of a lot of fun.

http://adamcadre.ac/04lyttle.html The famous Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. I’m ashamed to say that these make me laugh so much I wish they were full length (qualifier: short stories, not novels – I’m not that much of a masochist): “I am pleased to announce that, although attitudes have improved immensely, the beatings will continue.”

http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm Questionable analogies. (The best two together have made me peckish): “Jane was toast, and not the light buttery kind, nay, she was the kind that’s been charred and blackened in the bottom of the toaster and has to be thrown a away because no matter how much of the burnt part you scrape off […]

http://lee.org/journal/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg The importance of reading the fine print.

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html This is a bizarre collection of comic book covers showing Superman to be a total dick. I’m especially shocked at all the Lois Lane ones, since they’re obviously targeted at a female audience. I think the Man of Steel’s got some serious issues with women. And poor Jimmy Olsen gets his fair share of […]

http://www.zug.com/pranks/turnpike/ Having recently paid over $60 US in four days of toll-road travelling, I love this hilarious stick-it-to-the-uh…-tollbooth story: “Experiment #3. The next time I went through, I decided to just write them an I.O.U., and tape it to the toll booth. I signed it “Mariah Carey,” because I figured she can afford the extra […]

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/MISC/CARTOON_PHYSICS.HTML If only we’d studied THIS in school! I woulda been A+ all the way… “Cartoon Law IX Everything falls faster than an anvil.”

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jediknight.html As with most of these “what ___ are you?” quizzes, the questions are pretty lame. But the idea of “lightsabering your ass from here to Tatooine” made it worthwhile 😀