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Baby Name Shame

I have to admit, the name Banjo is awesome. That said, I’d get a dog before I ever considered having a baby, so my yelling it at the park will offend far fewer people than the mom of the kid who runs to greet me. The magazine surveyed 13,000 readers and asked them, “If you […]

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Mad Parenting Skillz

Full disclosure: I hate babies. Like, haaaaate ’em. No ticking clock here, and the world should be happy for this, ’cause I’d be one of those parents. The kind Steve Martin discusses in his terrific “May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?” bit. Unlike me, this guy has bred, and is becoming exactly that […]

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