http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/cathaiku.html
I’m pretty sure my cat wrote these ones:
“You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.”
“The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.”
“You’re always typing.
Well, let’s see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.”