best of craigslist: NO SEX TONIGHT!

Reminds me somewhat of the old Shaw joke: It is said that George Bernard Shaw once asked a socialite: “Would you sleep with me for a million pounds?” Certainly, she replied with a smile. “Would you sleep with me for ten pounds?” Shaw then asked. “Certainly not!” she replied indignantly. “What do you think I am?” “We’ve already established that,” Shaw said. “Now we’re just haggling over price.”

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