SatireWire | RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS

http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml

OMFG. Screw the Onion; this is my new satire-news read:

New Delhi, India (SatireWire.com) – Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.

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