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*bumpity bump*, to add the newfound instructions below…
GCThompson points out

This is a fake picture, see how the person washing the cat still has skin…


How to Bathe a Cat – New Method

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Lift seat and lid.
4. Obtain the cat.
5. Soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
6. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet.
7. Drop seat and lid. Male persons should study step 7 in advance.

Safety notes:
* You may need to stand on the lid so that the cat cannot escape.
* Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as the cat’s paws will be reaching out for any vulnerable surface they can find.

8. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective.
9. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
10. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift lid and seat.
11. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

JOB DONE!

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