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VapidAndVain reports on this unfortunate incident, and adds some thoughts on her own tattoo:

Bloody tattoo death. Eerie inking foretold fate: A Brooklyn father getting a tattoo called “Last Rites” inked into his flesh passed out and crashed headfirst into a glass counter yesterday, killing himself, police and witnesses said. Joaquin Laguer, 27, nearly was decapitated during the horrific accident inside Buzz Tattoo, an unlicensed parlor in East Williamsburg.

If tattoos predict our fate, I’m just taking a moment to say, “Thank you, God, for the happy rainbow currently inked upon my body. After reading this, I am so very glad that I did not select a rogue shark or an angry bear. Amen.”

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