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I have NO comment. As usual, IconoclastUK says it all perfectly well by himself…


How many times have you woken up after a heavy session of drinking and thought ‘How the fuck did I get home last night?’ As hard as you try to retrace your steps mentally, you just can’t piece together your return journey. Nor can you locate the Alka Seltzers. The answer to this enigma is quite simple. You rode home on a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical and magical form of transport, owned and leased out to drunks, (without their knowledge), by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and created a large number of these magical drunk delivery systems.

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