Cat Ailments

http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/catail.html

Whenever one’s cats exhibit worrisome symptoms, it’s heartening to know that there’s a wealth of diagnostics available on the web. It makes one feel less alone…

BED-HOGGING
Symptoms: The cat spreads to take up all available free bed space at night. It then expands a bit more until any human occupants occupy the smallest possible area of bed. It may do this on top or underneath the covers or on the pillow. It is highly contagious – any other cats on the bed will also develop symptoms of bed-hogging.

Treatment: The most obvious solution is to evict the cat from the bed. If this is morally unfeasible, train yourself not to give way as the cat expands. Buying a bigger bed is probably pointless as most affected cats can easily expand to fill standard, queen-sized and king-sized beds.

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