http://community.eons.com/groups/topic/90864-See-police-officers-have-a-sense-of-humor-too-
People have been thumbing this up as a humour site. As usual, though, I get the impression no one is really reading it first. I’m picturing these lines spoken with a meaty hand resting on a truncheon handle… Mainly because a meaty hand hovering over a holster makes the whole thing even worse:
# 14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
#10 “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”
I’m all for supporting cops – the ones in my area are terrific – but some quoted here sound like they’re halfway to Stanford.