See police officers have a sense of humor too…. | Daily Humor |

People have been thumbing this up as a humour site. As usual, though, I get the impression no one is really reading it first. I’m picturing these lines spoken with a meaty hand resting on a truncheon handle… Mainly because a meaty hand hovering over a holster makes the whole thing even worse:

# 14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

#10 “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

I’m all for supporting cops – the ones in my area are terrific – but some quoted here sound like they’re halfway to Stanford.

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