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Report: S.F. tiger may have been taunted

Police are reportedly investigating whether one or more of the young men mauled by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo may have taunted the animal before its deadly rampage, a possibility the father of one of the victims said Thursday he hoped wasn’t true.

In the taunter’s defence, how could he have known about the tiger’s traumatic parental elderberry olfactory experiences?

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