The Craziness You’ve Heard People Say in Their Sleep

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/craziness-sleep.php?page=3

As I’ve gotten older (or perhaps just more stressed) I’m finding myself dreaming out loud more and more. The latest strange trend seems to be that I start giggling in my sleep, and the noise of it wakes me up. BumApples shares this page of sleepyhead-isms, all hilarious in their nonsensibility. I’m giggling before I go to sleep, tonight!

Apparently I talk in my sleep as well. According to my manager, and corroborated by my phone’s outgoing call log, I attempted to call off work one morning because I didn’t like the smell of peaches.

My brother is like a fountain of these things. My personal favorite nugget is this: “Sleepy Mexican community, stop feeding me marshmallows!” Certainly not something that one expects to hear at 3AM.

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