Eugene Schieffelin – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

By the by, did you know the existence of every single one of North America’s loud, dirty, smelly, invasive, good-for-nothing starlings is due to the raging idiocy of one Shakespeare-fanboy New Yorker? The Antipodes can breathe a sigh of relief (as we hold our noses) that – unlike so many of its original immigrants – Eugene Schieffelin was never “caught and released” there, to destroy even more ecosystems and natural balances.

I strongly believe Schieffelin’s descendants should be bound into servitude and dispatched to any North American location currently being befouled by a starling flock. (And can we get them start on my parents’ street? Thanks.)

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