Employment Assurance

I’m job searching these days, but only half-heartedly. This isn’t due to inherent laziness – I love keeping myself busy, and learning new things. No, the lack of interest is due to a combination of factors. Most notably, being gunshy after my last employer screwed me over for eight years. After an experience like that, reading job descriptions like this does not exactly lead to visions of a happy, interesting, productive workplace:

The role has autonomy to use discretion and make decisions within generally defined parameters…

The work will involve a fair degree of complexity and may include but is not limited to the following accountabilities…

Ensure the optimal level of customer service and professionalism is provided…

Sesquipedalian and pedantic? Wow, where do I applZzzzzzzzzzzz

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