As if you needed more reasons to cast your vote for Barack Obama, there’s also this: A vote for Barack is a vote for keeping Joe Biden in the Onion headlines. Boy, do they have fun with him.
“There’s no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full fucking blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial,” said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. “If I grease the landing and ragdoll across the Constitution Gardens, so be it. I’ve had my share of spills.”
“Ain’t like I haven’t broken a few bones or fractured my skull a couple times, either,” the vice president added.