Category Archives: Satire

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/screeners.shtml I’m liking SatireWire, though they don’t seem to update on a regular basis: KNIVES, TANKS, WHALES – AIRPORT SCREENERS NOW FAILING TO CATCH ANYTHING Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a troubling sign that investigators may be getting bored with their success smuggling guns and knives onto airplanes, the U.S. Department of Transportation today disclosed […]

http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml OMFG. Screw the Onion; this is my new satire-news read: New Delhi, India (SatireWire.com) – Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people […]

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/twincities/image/8/07%20Change%20Horsemen%20in%20mid%20apocalypse.jpg If it came to a witty slogan competition, America’s Liberals would win hands-down (I guess that’s one of the benefits of claiming the majority of the country’s intellectuals in their ranks). Unfortunately, simple, easy, terror-inducing slogans seem to inspire more actual *voting*. Sighhh…

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/ Very cool. I am geeking out, historically, to this one!

http://www.theonion.com/ It’s official; Satire is the new Investigative Journalism… The Onion is definitely losing its edge, but headlines like these are what keep me from giving up entirely: “Bush Awaits Orders From Rove On Handling Of Rove Scandal”

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/ Another of my favourite ‘net jokes: “”I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE.” – Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed”

http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards3.html Unfortunate Christmas Cards. (The others are quite funny, but this one made me sad): “This is not a Christmas Card, this is a cry for help.”

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/ Much like the journey-is-the-reward axiom, I find the questions in stupid internet tests are really the essence of the funny. This one is particulary fun. Oh, and I turned out to be: “Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you’re Megatron! Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors […]