http://www.channel4.com/4car/feature/environment/what-would-jesus-drive/wwjd-2.html
From the page: “Asked what the Messiah might have driven, a brash, tubby spokesman for SUV Owners of America says, “Well, Jesus was a carpenter, and he had twelve hangers-on, so he probably would have had the biggest (SUV) he could get.” Armed with this logic, what are the Greens supposed to do?”