Savage Love by Dan Savage – Seattle Columns – Savage Love – Dan Savage – The Stranger, Seattles Only Newspaper

As referenced in that last stumble; my favourite Dan Savage column EVER, specifically for that last sentence: “If these girls wanna get their hands on good, cheap, reliable vibrators, I recommend they drive right past Wal-Mart and head to the nearest Toys “R” Us. There they will find numerous vibrating plush toys–the most famous being Tickle Me Elmo–that they can legally purchase, take home, and dismember. Inside each of these dolls are little white plastic vibrators that give off strong sensations when squeezed. Unfortunately, the Tickle Me Elmo doll’s vibrator has a little speaker that says “Ha, ha, ha! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!” whenever it’s set off…”

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