http://english.glendale.cc.ca.us/gaelic.html
Now here is a thorough primer to the Gaelic language! The first lesson teaches you how to explain your varying levels of drunkenness. No indication of whether or not slurring has been factored into the phoenetic pronunciation:
I am drunk — T m ar meisce. — tah-may air meeish-kah
I am very drunk — T m lta. — tah-may ole-tah
Note: I come from a long (and wobbly) line of alcoholics both Scottish and Irish, so please no angry emails decrying me of stereotyping!