http://www.lileks.com/institute/bread/5.html
Stolen from Brenza, a surreal vintage advertising campaign to lure children into partaking in bread-based rituals, with modern commentary.
Yes, because he spent half the morning on his hair.
Who is this, Criswell? Why the strapless number – did he have the annual Purple Ball to attend that evening? Note to early planters: perhaps it took you a long time to get your wheat on because you were planting wheat in a forest.