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This bit of surreality was sent to my by my buddy Carring-Tron, who is fully aware of my goat-farming fixation. We got a good laugh out of the fact that it really does sound like it was written by a goat, albeit one who could stop thinking about food long enough to learn to type.

Say, I’d like to eat a little something. You got something? What you got? Any kind of food is good. I just want something to eat. You must got something. I ain’t desperate or nothing like that. Don’t think I’m begging. I’m just asking here. No pressure. I just want to eat something. Wondering if you had something maybe. No big deal…

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