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Baby Goat on a Skateboard

“Baby goat on a skateboard.” This sentence is, I feel, a sentence we’ve all been missing from our lives, without ever realising it. Need a new exclamation? Or a new “your argument is invalid” dismissal? “Baby goat on a skateboard!”

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Goat Pictures, Videos, and News — Ultimate Goat Fansite

http://www.ultimategoatfansite.com/ I got all excited by the title (I do love me some goats) but it turns out to be yet another faux-naive blog that’s nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is. That said, the banner photo is AWESOME, so thumbs-up for that.

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Jerry Lewis Goat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwy1qGdQ424 All of the pages offered by the Stumble button are depressing me. So I’m going rogue and picking my own. Here’s a goat that sounds like Jerry Lewis.

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Sunday, The Agility Goat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMrwnTJbCI It’s amazing how much this goat reacts like my cat at the exact moment a treat is offered. But then, they always say pets sometimes resemble their owners…

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Hey, You Got Something To Eat? | The Onion – Americas Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40091?issue=4228&special=2005 This bit of surreality was sent to my by my buddy Carring-Tron, who is fully aware of my goat-farming fixation. We got a good laugh out of the fact that it really does sound like it was written by a goat, albeit one who could stop thinking about food long enough to learn to […]

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http://www.goatweb.com/discover/miniature/nigerian/index.shtml “GoatWeb” – I love it! My Life v.3 plans (following Life v.2 in which I begin my career as a slumlord) may very well include a little goat farm. And I mean than literally – “little goats.” In discovering the Nigerian Dwarf Goat, I think I’ve found the ideal animal for 5’3″ me to […]

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http://www.yougrowgirl.com/garden/gettinghergoat.php Here’s an old new way to deal with an unruly garden. Rather than engage in hand-to-stem combat with your weeds, or resort to a Monsanto solution (pun intended), why not hire a trip of goats? The next day, Guggenhime carefully maneuvered his 25-foot trailer into the alley behind my bungalow and let loose a […]

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