The Simpsons Archive: The Simpsons Song Lyrics

Someone with plenty of time on their hands has compiled an archive of Simpsons songs and snippets of songs. As every Simpsons fan knows, there are some classics in the oeuvre: I would gladly pay to see a performance of Oh, Streetcar!. The Monorail Song is a thing of genius, and the Hobo Song is two lines of perfection. And then there are instances where the writers’ schooling shines through. One of my favourites:

The Mediocre Presidents {rc}

We are the mediocre presidents.
You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There’s Taylor, there’s Tyler,
There’s Fillmore and there’s Hayes.
There’s William Henry Harrison,
I died in thirty days!
We… are… the…
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!

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