It was a time when man and beast were untamed and the mighty mammoth roamed the earth.

OK, sounds interesting. I’ll read on:

A time when ideas and beliefs were born that forever shaped mankind.

Hmm. Not sure about that bit, with exceptions being made for the invention of fire or spears.

10,000 B.C. follows a young hunter (Steven Strait) on his quest to lead an army across a vast desert, battling saber tooth tigers and prehistoric predators

So it’s like Quest for Fire, but with more CG. Bravo, Hollywood’s originality.

as he unearths a lost civilization

Sorry, WHAT? Lost civilisation, as in, pre-Neanderthal? Would the Neanderthals even know what to make of the remnants of a lost civilisation?

and attempts to rescue the woman he loves (Camilla Belle) from an evil warlord determined to possess her.

Aaaaaaand, she’s gone! Out of the park! This trailer is so awful it’s almost worth watching.

Based on an untrue story that has already been filmed! Starring CGI sequences cut from Return of the King!

I feel unclean, though really modern Hollywood is the impure one. I’m gonna go re-watch Casablanca

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